How to Get Into Heaven
An exasperated mother,
whose son was always getting
into mischief, finally asked him,
"How do you expect to
get into Heaven?"
The boy thought it over and said,
"Well, I'll just run in and
out and in and out and keep slamming the door until
St. Peter says 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'"
Author is Unknown
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